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So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

the bridesmaids were elf maidens

the court jester and town crier were there

the cakes were gorgeous

luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

But breasts ARE sexual organs? They release oxytocin when stimulated, that makes them sexual.

algrenion:

ive had to deal w this argument before ok listen here

boobs do the oxytocin thing when theyre stimulated yes, nipples are an erogenous zone. Men’s nipples do this too. Now read over those two sentences and let the double standard dawn on you okay? Think about it if both kinds of nips release oxytocin when you do the touch touch on them, why is only one kind of nip considered a sexual nip? sexism that’s why

it’s ridiculous and technically makes a dude’s nipples more inappropriate than a lady’s nipples because boy nipples serve virtually no other purpose than to be stimulated by temperature change or by sexual activity, while girl nipples serve the added purpose of oh you know, feeding babies no big deal

but nah man nah both can be aroused so both nips are sexual or no nips are so make up your mind

you know where else is an erogenous zone?? ears. Are you wearing an ear bra/?? Why the fuck arent you wearing your fucking ear bra you trash put on yoourfucking ear bra youre not allowed to show your fucking ears thats so inappropriate and its makinng me horny its distracting me from my school work youre not following the dresscode wear your fucking ear bra yo ufucking

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